Trapped As a Bug | itsfunneh AU
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Last published Sun, Jul 17, 2022
!Note from author!
This is an itsfunneh book. I know I've done that a lot but im a big fan and I don't trust myself to write a book with my own characters cause.. uh, you guys shouldn't know about the cringey video's
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~Book Description~
Funneh is left alone, 4 people missing. She is a detective and is the lead detective in this missing case. While researching about some details in her small home she hears a noise in the other room, by finding a old game she used to play she joins it and gets sucked it! Can she beat this game level by level?
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Protagonist introduction :
A light turns on as someone walks in "oh hey! I'm funneh, I'm 26 and live alone at the moment, I'm in a case where 4 people have been missing for 10 years now.." she turns around and picks something up "this is a running away note, the handwriting is suspicious at most.. I also found this near my old house." She pulled out another note "game, Game is all it saids but it's not written at all like that note" Funneh sighed "well, I'll see you soon!"
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