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Soejammy VS!

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Reads 787
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Parts 5
Time 27m

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Neptune is seen walking around the streets handing out fliers to people. They were ads for a fight that was coming up that she put some work into. Neptune then noticed the audience and waved at them.

Neptune: Oh, hello there. Didn't see ya there for a moment. How have you been? Oh, don't answer. I wouldn't be able to hear you anyway.

Neptune continued to walk as she then slapped a flier to a wall as it stuck against it.

Neptune: For me, I'm advertising my new fight book that I made~ Want to know what it is about. It's all in the cover~ Go check it out!!All Rights Reserved

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