BATMAN RIGHTEOUSNESS: Because he's Batman
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Because he's Batman. Let's get one thing straight. Batman doesn't lose. Batman doesn't EVER get beat up by average thugs. Batman doesn't get weaker with time. What the heck? Alfred doesn't get old and weak. The heck? Batman eventually has Robin. They both win. Superman cannot beat Batman. I'm not saying that Batman beats and kills Superman every single time. I'm just saying that in no instance can Superman beat and kill Batman. Or find his cave. or know his identity without him allowing it. Because Batman has a lead-coated suit. And Superman cannot see through lead. And Batman has kryptonite just in case.
Robin is the FIRST sidekick. Then Batgirl. Then the other CLASSIC Robins and CLASSIC teammates. Commissioner Gordon NEVER turns against Batman or gets angry at him. What the heck? Batman is physically dominant over every human being on the planet. And he can beat any alien. And any dark magic. He can destroy the Justice League single handedly even if they all come against him at once. He can even destroy the world. he doesn't die until GOD tells him to.
Because he's Batman.
And nobody can infiltrate the Batcave.
Because he's Batman.
Alfred and Batman never argue because they're on the same page at all times so shut your dang mouth.
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