Better Call O2

Hi, I'm Harold 2o. Did you know that you DON'T have rights? I say you don't! And I DO. Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it? For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can DIE. FOREVER. I want it in a money order and make it out to Hell Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit ... it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, Or a date with your mother, but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask, all right? You're a high-risk client. You're gonna need the deluxe service. It's gonna cost you. If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a dude I was Scratch or whatever that aliens called, and it worked because I believed it. I never should have let my dojo membership run out. Better DEAD than sorry. That's my motto. As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen. Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me.