A very different sort of upbringing for Bella (and a surprise background for Edward) brings a twist to this naughty retelling of Stephenie Meyer's original story. Definitely meant for fun and not take itself too seriously. Rated MATURE for language and lemons with some nice UST and all-around naughtiness. This story is A/U with canon pairings and a few twists on the characters. The plot will veer away from the original as the story progresses. What happens when a not-so-innocent Bella moves to Forks and sets her sights on vampire Edward? Buckle up! It's gonna be a fun ride.