Calcium Man Oneshots

No one asked for this.
No one wanted this.
No one needs this.

But you all are getting it anyway.

Ever wanted to date a psycho scientist? (Probably, depending on the fandoms you like)
Ever wanted to date the killer goth kid? (looking at YOU, Creepypasta fandom.)
Ever wanted to date a god damn teeth man? (This might be a stretch actually... unless you're in the SCP fandom)

All of this content belongs to me. I own Calcium Man and the Calcium Man Universe. All art is mine unless stated otherwise, which would be very unlikely.
(The cover was made in Picsart by me)

Yes, there's a god damn universe around a 8'2" teeth man.
Also, if you actually enjoy this, tell your friends if you think they'd like the teeth man oneshots.