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Stopping the Fat Guy

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Quincy Quiver, local hero and Crime fighter extraordinaire, is finishing up his holiday checklist when he first hears of Santa Claus. Surely a man responsible for worldwide break-ins on Christmas Eve is up to no good. Hero senses tingling, Quincy sets out to end the cookie thief's mischief and discover his true intentions once and for all.

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