PLANETARY COLLISION

[An Akatsuki crossover fanfic]

December 20th, 2021
Dear God,

When I pleaded and begged with you to meet the Akatsuki, I meant that I wished to meet the respective cosplayers, maybe at the nearest comic-con this Christmas weekend.

A few cool photos. A little fan-girling. Throwing random Naruto quotes at each other.........And I would have been 𝘉𝘦𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘥 happy. My wish would have in all holy rites been satisfied .

𝘽𝙐𝙏........

What I 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 mean was to have random people raining from the ceiling, somehow looking exactly like the Akatsuki, complete with a bandaged popsicle, an unnaturally huge succulent, Play doh, a red head puppet and a weird smelling mannequin.

But that's not even the worst part. That trophy goes to the unknown one. The 𝘷𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘟.

Unfortunately, I had been running late, and my 𝘰𝘩-𝘴𝘰-𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 cousins--who, for the record, don't know crap about Naruto--decided that tying them up and interrogating them was the best course of action. Can't really blame their derp moment though---They all looked shaken like the insides of a blender.

End-result...... we are stuck with these Akatsuki look-alikes, tied up to chairs with all the rope we have. Hopefully, this is just some HUGE misunderstanding.

If not, then heavens, 𝘠𝘖𝘜 will be the one responsible for my death.

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•All characters except the Akatsuki belong to me.

•All drawings and illustrations belong to me, unless specified otherwise.

𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖘, 𝖜𝖊'𝖗𝖊 𝖌𝖔𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖆 𝖑𝖔𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖋𝖚𝖓 𝖙𝖔𝖌𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗, 𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖙.----𝓐𝓶𝓪𝔂𝓪(⁠〃ﾟ⁠𝟑ﾟ⁠〃⁠)

Started---- December 28th, 2025
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