The longer you look the funnier it gets.
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This might be the funniest book your ever read......it took me a while to come up this book ( with a little bit of help)I hope you like and don't forget to vote and comment.
I met this boy from Colorado and every day he told me one joke instead of saying hi or good morning.
I went to the same school as him and new a little bit about it.like,how he was one of the cheesiest boy in the school.
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