Arcane and Tea

Arcane and Tea

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Meet Cira, the half orc half forest nymph as she starts her journey by opening her very own potion and magic shop, open for all travelers of the like. However, the day before open, she runs into an unlikely companion, and the two find out that perhaps, there not as better alone as they thought. Join the two as they get to know one another, learn about their pasts, and make magic happen. After all, it isn't everyday one finds the other lost in the middle of the woods. Coincidences always happen for a reason, as Cira would say. Tw for slightly triggering topics; this will contain talks of depression / ab*se topics in the future. please read with caution (and I will flag these chapters individually as well for people to skip at their leisure)
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