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The Spy Who Dumped Me

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"'Ah, let me introduce myself. Hi, I'm Sam Hill. I tend to be childish, immature, and have no self-control whatsoever. What that means is that whenever I see a big, red, dangerous looking button, I just want to do THIS!' Sam reached his hand up towards the conspicuous cherry red dome.

'No!' Viper howled.

'Sam! No! Don't press the big red button!!!' I cried.

Hand made contact with plastic. 'And he pushed it,' I sighed in exasperation.

The whole command center started shaking violently as red lights flashed and a piercingly loud siren wailed. 'Warning. Self destruct in two minutes,' a computerized female voice stated with ironic calm."


Alexis Smart, or agent 009, is an overworked, over-stressed secret agent for the U.S. Government in dire need of a vacation. Her partner for life (unfortunately), Sam Hill, AKA 023, is a complete child with a talent for making everything go wrong. Over the years, he has ruined several missions through his clumsy and distractible nature. After failing the most important mission of their career, thanks to 023, Sam's agenthood is in danger. 

When an agent is defective, they undergo a complete mind wipe that erases all traces of their former lives. They are planted in hospitals all over the world and labeled as John Does. Determined to keep his job and memories, he ropes Alex into his plan to take down "The Viper", one of the foulest, most elusive crime lords of all time. If they capture him, they will receive the ultimate promotion. If they fail, Sam will undergo a complete mind wipe; abandoned, cold and alone with no recollection of HQ or his partner, Alex. 

Fortunately, they're not alone. Assisting them are agents 008, 029, 011 and 044, the Boss, his daughter, and Quincy Quarterman, HQ's computer genius. Follow the twists and turns as this unlikely team tries to fight its way into the belly of the beast. The question is, will Sam and Alex be able to fight their way out?All Rights Reserved

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AGENT W | ✓ by Minna_A2

❝ A sniper doesn't always need a partner, they just need someone to give the signal. ❞ Going solo gave you a lot to ponder on, especially given a mission that isolated you from your daily life of sniping up dozens of armed agents per hour. A change to braids and glasses wouldn't be too bad for one mission. Just follow the girl, keep an eye on the girl, and continue for two years. Simple. Throw in assassins? Simple. Throw in traitors? Simple. Throw in a baby? Simple. Throw in poison? Simple. Throw in intruders? Simple. Throw in love? E R R O R . Check twice before messing with the quiet and the nerds. Because the nerds will become future hackers, and the quiet will become undercover agents. ❝ Game over. ❞ _ ★ Previously Featured on Wattpad's Official ROMANCE Account | Dangerous Love ★ [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 4:01:18 ] [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 3:25:18 ] [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 3:19:18 ] ♕ ♡ [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 2:25:18 ] [ #3 in Action - 2:24:18 ] [ #4 in Action - 2:23:18 ] [ #5 in Action - 2:21:18 ] [ #6 in Action - 2:19:18 ] [ #7 in Action - 2:18:18 ] [ #8 in Action - 2:16:18 ] [ #9 in Action - 2:15:18 ] [ #11 in Action - 2:12:18 ] [ #12 in Action - 2:09:18 ] [ #13 in Action - 2:07:18 ] [ #24 in Action - 2:04:18 ] [ #25 in Action - 2:01:18 ] [ #39 in Action - 1:30:18 ] [ #47 in Action - 1:29:18 ] [ #56 in Action - 1:13:18 ] [ #119 in Action - 1:12:18 ] [ #148 in Action - 8:21:17 ] _ - Credits to @lilsahun for the wonderful cover - _ 07.01.17 - 06.18.18 // unedited version //

Seductress by theathea3015

"How dare you? Ariana, how dare you?" I could feel the anger from his heart radiate through his ears. the tears that kept rolling down my cheeks were unstoppable. I knew I just hurt him beyond imagination. "I'm sorry Nick truly am." "After everything between us, I loved you, I fuckin trusted you. I did everything I could to make you happy and you you-" he cut himself off. He suddenly became extremely silent. Like he was thinking of forgiving me. Ha! Like that'll happen. "Leave." he said in a dangerously low voice I almost didn't hear it. "Leave!" he yelled and I heard it perfectly well this time. "Leave before I do something I'd regret for the rest of my life." He added as he banged his fist on his desk almost knocking off the almost empty bottle of Brandy he'd been obviously drinking all night. Then it hit me. It was crystal clear that not only had I seduced and tricked Mr. Perfect, but I'd also broken his precious heart beyond repair. ********* Meet Arianna Rodstein. A 23 year old shy girl that would do anything to save her sister from a cruel businessman even if it means seducing one of the most sucessful business tycoons in the city. Did i mention he's devilishly handsome and sexy? Nick DeMorgane is just every girl's dream man. Rich,Handsome, Sexy and the CEO to one of the biggest companies in the world. The guy is Perfection and aims for Perfection. So what happens when "Mr Perfect" 's perfectly planned life is wrecked by a brunette out on a saving mission? Read and Find out! ^Thea

Winning The War; BOS 4 by BlueHunter02

~"Guys." I yell and everyone comes racing into the lounge and gather around me. I type swiftly into my laptop and we have a live video. Antonio is flying a plane over an icy battlefield. "Oh thank god. He's still alive." I sigh in relief. "Wait. That's Russia." Ashley gasps. "How isn't he getting shot?" Ash asks. "He stole an enemy plane. Brilliant." Kyle laughs and I panic, my heart races too fast, hammering in my chest. "No. That plane could blow up any second." I screech and begin to type frantically again till we have sound. He puts the plane into autopilot and pulls a photo from his pocket. "Zoom in." Brett asks quickly. I do and I gasp sadly. It's a photo of me and him laughing together on the beach. "I'm sorry Maddison. I'm so sorry." He sighs, his voice crackly from the poor connection. He stands and moves his jacket. The plane interior flashes red and an alarm wails. "Self destruct in 3...2...1..." Then it all goes black. Antonio is gone. Three Days Later "Three days ago the war between America and Russia was ended when one of Russias planes exploded. The parts fell down, killing the enemy leaders. I have found out that the person flying that plane was Antonio Masters." The news guy says and I cry. "On behalf of America I would like to thank Antonio for his heroic death. Thank you for winning the war." He says and I smash the TV before running outside. Who cares if the war has been won. I lost the guy I love.~ Antonio Masters thinks the first time he properly met and talk to Maddison was when Crystal was in hospital after being poisoned. But no. Maddison knows yet never plans to tell. Slowly what happened in the past is catching up with her. Threatening her of breaking and falling over tipping point. When war breaks out and Antonio has been announced 'KIA' she breaks and regrets her secrets. Will her past grow closer and deadlier? What happens when Antonio can no longer help Maddison stay sane and alive? More importantly, how powerful is the power of love?

Doctor Who and the Supernova Space Hotel Disaster (Wattys2014) by FuchsiaSong

"Charming..." The Doctor exchanged a mock wounded glance with Anna. "You know I could just leave the whole lot of you to it. My friend and I... we should just go. Yeah..." The Doctor sniffed, shrugging his shoulders decisively, hands in his pockets. The Doctor turned on his heel, his converse trainers squeaking on the shiny floors.... "Nah! Only kidding." The Doctor leaned in close and read Benjamin's name badge. "Benjamin Alexander, Head Receptionist...Pretty shortly we are all going to be in danger but luckily I am here to help you through this." The Doctor's eyes locked darkly with Benjamin's; there was a grim expression on his face. "We are all in a lot of trouble and when I say trouble, I mean trouble... Big time." When the Doctor and Anna decide to go on a sightseeing trip in the constellation of Orion to view the stars at the Supernova space hotel, it is a little unexpected when the pair of them are caught up in an assassination plot by a time terrorist from 51st century planning to bring war and chaos to the 41st century, for unbeknown to everyone at the hotel secret peace talks are being held by Earth's agents of the Galactic Government. Meanwhile outside in space there's a star waiting to go supernova...Join the Doctor and Anna as they fight alongside the Supernova hotel staff and guests, the most reluctant and unlikeliest of heroes to avert a terrible disaster and save history from being rewritten. The third in an eight part story arc to feature David Tennant's Doctor.

Password Incorrect by Quidam13

I can't keep the smile off my face as I take my seat on the plane. I slide my bag under the seat and lean back. I close my eyes and let a blissful smile grace my face. He said I wouldn't be able to run. As if. I'm vaguely aware of someone taking the seat next to mine, but I pay no attention to said person. "So where we headed?" I choke on my own spit as my eyes fly open and whirl around to face the owner of the familiar voice. His eyes are hidden behind those damn sunglasses and a rather smug smile graces his face. I continue choking and he does nothing other than flip through a magazine. That smug smile never leaving his face. "You still haven't answered the question." "To hell." I finally manage to choke out. "Awesome," He flips a page in the magazine, "It's about time I returned home. You know, bodies to burn, lost souls to torture, I've missed it. It'll be fun." *** Nicolette Moore. A name law enforcement agencies across the world know. Though no one's ever seen the face of the world's greatest thief and hacker, everyone knows who she is by name. Nicky. She's an absolute genius. Once upon a time she wasn't the best person in the world. When her family was struggling she made some bad choices to help them through it, but when she tried to get out she got pulled in deeper. Ryder Stevenson. He's the son of the director of the FBI, and an FBI Agent himself. He's the one who brings in Nicky to get her protection from the people chasing after her. He's also the one, who gets assigned to protect her. Neither one of them like each other, and they can't go five minutes without getting in a full blown argument. She's constantly ditching him only for him to show up later and prove to her he's not that easy to get rid of. They're stuck with each other whether they like it or not. But he doesn't know who she really is. What will he do when he finds out? An FBI Agent protecting THE Hacker. The one the FBI have been after for years...this just screams chaos.

Indecorous by rosieredness

(18+ EXPLICIT CONTENT) "Attract a lot of attention, huh beautiful?" His voice hit me like a wall, absurdly catching me off guard. It was deep, sensual, something any girl (or boy) could melt over. I was sort of speechless, yet trying my best to appear unafflicted. "Only the wrong ones." That was definitely drunken me talking, as I didn't usually have that much confidence. His lips twitched up into a smirk, expressing that he understood my comment. "Does that mean that I'm in that category?" My palms began to grow sweaty and my heart rate picked up, but otherwise my body remained relaxed, appearing completely fine. It similar to when you're on autopilot, completely withdrawn due to intoxication. "I suppose not," I crossed my arms, putting on this seductive persona just for him. This fueled his smirk, about to murmur another comment before I cut him off. "You'll have to show me, though." *** Amelia Hollis was a 23-year-old writer at one of the local publishing companies, assisting a very handsome man and writing articles left and right. Her and her best friend, Aviary, lived together in a cute little apartment off the central part of the city, yearning to create new memories and important moments. Amelia always lived for the moments, taking in every little detail and savoring it like it was her favorite meal. She was an optimist, hoping to change peoples lives with her dreams. James Vallette was a 34-year-old CEO, building his company from dirt with the help of his brother. He was a realist, not really having time to deal with dreams or even love. He knew this the night he laid eyes on Amelia. It was only casual; what harm could a one-night stand do? Oh yeah, he's her dad's boss.

You V.S. Mafia by scaryberry123

[COMPLETED] "Shoot," Joey mumbles, letting out a string of profanities under his breath. We turn around to find a group of men, all with guns, standing where we just came from, and they look pissed... probably because they were forced to run through this tunnel after us. "Thought you could get away, didn't you?" The man who I saw before asks. His husky voice booms in the hollow tunnel, reverberating off of the dirt walls. His voice sounds familiar, and a realization strikes me. It sounds like the man from my dream. I remember him holding a gun and wearing a blue suit, smiling evilly at me. "Leave us alone," Joey says, sounding dangerous and snapping me out of my thoughts. The levity of the situation hits-we need to get out of here. I look around for a route of escape and thankfully I see a light, literally, at the end of the second tunnel. I let out a small, almost inaudible, gasp and nudge Joey. He looks at me and I subtly gesture with my head to the second tunnel. He glances at it and immediately we are on the same page. His jaw sets and he looks at the group. The man speaks up again, chuckling darkly-a sound I will never forget and will be permanently etched into my brain, "You can thank your father for starting this mess." -------------------------- Liza was a normal teenaged girl, living the average life that an eighteen year old girl should be living. She had good friends, good grades, a happy family, a loving boyfriend, and an overall content life, seemingly having everything a person could ask for. However, when she somehow gets thrown into the mix and is in the crossfires of a brutal mafia war that she has no business being a part of, things spiral out of control and she has to do whatever it takes to regain her freedom. In this hectic adventure of gun fights, torture, bank robbing and intimidating mafia men, Liza has to face it all, putting her average life on the line in order to defeat the bad guys and go back to her normal way of living.

The Game Changer (Blake) 3 ✔️ by DMHosmon21

Book #3 in The Fire series BLAKE RIVERA "You're the leader of a gang." Aiden yells. I look up at him. "You don't think I know that?" I yell back. "I am doing everything I can to protect my people!" "Your people are being murdered. You're in a war you don't even know is happening." "I know what's going on out there. I know what's happening." "Then why aren't you doing anything to stop it?" I slam my hands on the desk and stand up. "I am doing everything I can!" I yell anger laced in my voice as it flowed through my veins. Suddenly the lights went out; a flashing red light comes on as alarms sound. "You need to do more." Aiden says. "Otherwise this. It's never going to stop." "They're attacking." I realize. "They're always attacking. And they're not going to stop until we're dead." "Or surrender." I mumble and Aidens head snaps up to look at me. "You won't. You can't." "No, what I can't do is kill Felix." "The man you loved isn't there anymore. Can't you see that? He's gone. A monster wears his skin. What's it going to take before you realize that?" I shake my head. "Evacuate. Make sure everyone gets out of here. No one dies today." "Well, someone should. And we both know who it needs to be." Aiden says before he leaves the room. I know Aiden is right, but I can't kill Felix, even if he keeps trying to kill me. I shake my head and sit back down. Just because everyone else was leaving didn't mean I had to also. Maybe I can talk some sense into him. I sigh. I've tried to already, but maybe this time it will be different. Maybe I should tell him the truth. Maybe I should tell him Nadia is his daughter. The door to my planning room is thrown open but I stay seated. I look up as men flood into the room, soon followed by Felix. His emotionless eyes find mine and he cocks his gun. "You should have run with the others."

C.H.A.S.M. [MARVEL FANFICTION] ✓completed by EvanlynTheAuthor

Penny is a fifteen-year-old girl, who loves pranking people and stopping time. When she's adopted into the mysterious Project A.D.A.P.T., she meets the Avengers - and their descendants - and for once in her life, she's not the weirdest person in the building. She gets dragged along on crazy missions while getting to know the other inhabitants of the base, and - as was to be expected - chaos ensues. After all, the only certain factor at the ADAPT base is that nothing is ever certain. --- EXCERPT Loki gave Penny a short, almost imperceptible nod, and the next moment Jock was pressed against the ground. Penny covered his mouth with her hand so he couldn't call for help, but a well-aimed knock to the head later that wasn't necessary anymore. "Thanks Rocky," Penny stepped back as Rocky shook his hand to get the tingling feeling out. "You're welcome," he grinned. "What's next?" Michael enquired, "we're alone... for now." Nutmeg pointed to the fake Infinity Stone. "Stowne!" Loki nodded. "Yes, Stone. We need to get our hands on that thing." "And why exactly don't we just grab it?" Sarah enquired as Chelsea went a little pale. "Stop trying to read my mind, Maximoff one junior," Loki commanded, "and Sarah; I've been told," - he gestured with his scepter to Jock - "that it's not safe for humans to come anywhere close to it." "And I've been told only princes and princesses and other royalty can touch it," Michael added, "which reminds me; they're holding a meeting here soon about destroying other planets with this very Stone." Loki frowned thoughtfully. "Why would they do that? They're risking that everyone finds out it's a fake... well, unless it's not a fake. It's certainly no real Infinity Stone, but... Well, it needs to be removed either way, I'll see if I can do that with my scepter." --- CHASM is Book 1 of the Generation Omega Series

Saving The Other Twin; BOS 3 Part 2 by BlueHunter02

~"I will help her. I have to." Dylan snaps and Steve holds his hands up in surrender. "Alright, alright. Why are you so riled up anyway? You never care about anyone this much. Even us." He says and Dylan looks away. "Dylan. He's right." Brett says and Dylan grumbles. "You like my sister don't you?" Ashley asks and his body stiffens. "Not exactly." He sighs and a sad smile spreads over Ashleys face. "Finally someone worthy enough. So far." She says and Dylans face grows hot so he looks at the floor. "I promise I'll save her. Even if it's the last thing I do." Dylan says seriously. "Well I never. You love someone." Alex taunts and Dylan lunges at him but stops himself. Alex takes a cautious step back. "Sorry Alex. But it does sound kinda silly. The playboy billionaire Dylan Palmer is in love with someone." Dylan sighs. Ashley pats his shoulder. "I'm glad it's you." She whispers. "I'm glad it's me too. Right here and right now I'm making an oath. I will save the other twin"~ Shannon Carson has been taken by Seth Blane, son of the original Mafia King Mr. Blane. She can only hope that her sister can save her before she looses her mind after every day tortures. She slips away from the world a little more every day. Only one thing makes everything that slightest bit bearable. The idea of Dylan coming to save her. Dylan Palmer will do whatever it takes to get it back. Even if it means breaking into the legandary Fort Landlo, the mother of Fort Knox. This may cost him his life along with his friends. Nobody has ever succeded before. All have died before they get through the doors but they need to get to the very heart to save Shannon. Will they succed in the impossible task? What will happen to them when amd if they find Shannon? Will it be too late or just in time? What will Dylan do when he comes to what seems like another impossible task? Believing, hoping, wishing that Shannons alive? Will he survive? Did Shannon survive? Will they fall? Or be saved?

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AGENT W | ✓ cover

Seductress cover

Winning The War; BOS 4 cover

Doctor Who and the Supernova Space Hotel Disaster (Wattys2014) cover

Password Incorrect cover

Indecorous cover

You V.S. Mafia cover

The Game Changer (Blake) 3 ✔️ cover

C.H.A.S.M. [MARVEL FANFICTION] ✓completed cover

Saving The Other Twin; BOS 3 Part 2 cover

AGENT W | ✓

❝ A sniper doesn't always need a partner, they just need someone to give the signal. ❞ Going solo gave you a lot to ponder on, especially given a mission that isolated you from your daily life of sniping up dozens of armed agents per hour. A change to braids and glasses wouldn't be too bad for one mission. Just follow the girl, keep an eye on the girl, and continue for two years. Simple. Throw in assassins? Simple. Throw in traitors? Simple. Throw in a baby? Simple. Throw in poison? Simple. Throw in intruders? Simple. Throw in love? E R R O R . Check twice before messing with the quiet and the nerds. Because the nerds will become future hackers, and the quiet will become undercover agents. ❝ Game over. ❞ _ ★ Previously Featured on Wattpad's Official ROMANCE Account | Dangerous Love ★ [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 4:01:18 ] [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 3:25:18 ] [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 3:19:18 ] ♕ ♡ [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 2:25:18 ] [ #3 in Action - 2:24:18 ] [ #4 in Action - 2:23:18 ] [ #5 in Action - 2:21:18 ] [ #6 in Action - 2:19:18 ] [ #7 in Action - 2:18:18 ] [ #8 in Action - 2:16:18 ] [ #9 in Action - 2:15:18 ] [ #11 in Action - 2:12:18 ] [ #12 in Action - 2:09:18 ] [ #13 in Action - 2:07:18 ] [ #24 in Action - 2:04:18 ] [ #25 in Action - 2:01:18 ] [ #39 in Action - 1:30:18 ] [ #47 in Action - 1:29:18 ] [ #56 in Action - 1:13:18 ] [ #119 in Action - 1:12:18 ] [ #148 in Action - 8:21:17 ] _ - Credits to @lilsahun for the wonderful cover - _ 07.01.17 - 06.18.18 // unedited version //