Kai Porter and the Castle on the Hill
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  • Parts 7
  • Time 1h 6m
Ongoing, First published Jul 18, 2022
As punishment for previous misdemeanors including (but not limited to) arson and theft, Kai and Bonnie are sent to a disciplinary camp that seems to be actively trying to kill them, what with the overzealous mean girls, cruel camp counselors, food insecurity, and monsters prowling the castle and gardens that are set to plague them for the entirety of the pre-semester holiday. (I would call it summer vacation, given that's what we of the real world call the 2-month-long vacation between school years, but here Summer is a region, not a period of time.) 
Note: This is not a love story. There's going to be a romantic subplot, but the main focus of the story will be camp activities, monsters, magic castles, and teenage drama-- At least for a while. I just wanted to make sure you knew that in case you came here looking for a manic pixie dream girl/boy/teenager of dubious gender summer.
Feel free to let me know about any spelling, grammar, or punctuation mistakes.

Tagged under My Immortal because I got inspiration for Bonnie and his backstory from Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Tagged under "teen" because it's made by a teen, starring teens, for teens.
Shout-out to Internet Historian, Strange Æons, and KrimsonRogue from Youtube. Their videos on Harry Potter shitpost fanfiction and Empress Theresa were huge inspirations for the whole story and 6 main characters.

Began: 07/16/2022
Finished: Not yet.
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