Eddie is a vampire because he was biten by the stupid fucking demo bats (AU WHERE HE SURVIVED HAHA sobs) and I am writing this with no plan I'm just writing- btw this is gonna be less satire than most of my fics but I'm still gonna probably make fun of stuff and of the tropes and shit so yeah👍 CW: BLOOD probably- cursing- and gay people 😨🏳️🌈