Dumb Shit Club
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hey y'all. so as many of you know I am literally THE dumbest person known to man kind so hence i am starting a dumb shit club.
you guys can join at any time BUT there are SOME rules.
- must be above twelve
- must be a dumb shit
- must laugh at a picture of lettuce (GENUINELY)
- must have broken humor
- must be a crackhead
- must not be a buzz kill
- must love shrek
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#670
shrek
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EVER THING IS CANON (1 - 700)
1. I own none of these characters, storys or art 2.This was made for fun and this i just a wacky fun fanfic With my favorite franchise 3. At the end I am going to do a huge credit which will give credit to everyone. 4. This is a huge one. This fanfic consists of some controversial stuff like cursing, child abuse, violence, adult themes, nudity, violence and also could be offensive to the Asian community, the black community, the Hispanic community and the LGBTIQ community. I have a lot of friends and family members who are part of these communities and they read this story. I am not against these communities or races and have respect for them so this is all for laughs so if you are easily offended by any of the things i mentioned then please click off. Also there are alot of sacrilegious jokes so yeah sorry god. 5. THIS STORY IS CONFUSING AS HECK! so follow along SO WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY ON TO THE CARTOON! fact: the official theme song for this chapter is The Prodigy-Diesel PowerLengkap
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𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝. 𝙸𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚌𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠. ----- 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟷 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟸 𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍: 𝙰𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚕 𝟸𝟶 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟹 ----- 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝙺𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝙺𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙾𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝚂𝚘𝚗𝚐: 𝙱𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚙 𝚋𝚢: 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚛Lengkap
•*+g h o s t f u c k+*• (ghostface x reader)
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{𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘀 𝘅 𝗙!𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘅 𝗦𝘁𝘂 𝗠𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿} ❝𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚?❞ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐭. 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 . . . 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 . . . {𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐍𝐄} {𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘} Highest Rankings! 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝔹𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝔻𝕖𝕨𝕖𝕪ℝ𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝟙𝟡𝟡𝟞 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕋𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕞ℝ𝕚𝕝𝕖𝕪 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝔹𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕩ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕩𝕊𝕥𝕦 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞𝕩ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪𝕄𝕖𝕖𝕜𝕤 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕥𝕦 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕋𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕞 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 ℍ𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝔽𝕚𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝟙# 𝕚𝕟 𝕊𝕚𝕕𝕟𝕖𝕪ℙ𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕥Lengkap
You don't know me
⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ Not for the faint of heart, I explore dark parts of my mind and unfurl them for your own enjoyment. All of these stories are true. You don't know me, and you're never going to. This is basically just a shitty diary of my life with very few details as to who I am, Don't want to scare you off. Feel free to read but I don't really care. I'm just a screwed up guy that everyone knows and nobody cares about really. If you can't tell I'll probably swear quite a bit in this so if you don't like that I'm sorry, but this really isn't a good read anyway it's just me complaining about the fact I still exist. Actually no, whilst I did start this to complain about my life, the stories are fluctuating, as I discover I am infact worthy of love, even I don't believe it at all times. I hope you enjoy my rantings. ⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️
Blue/Broken
i wrote all these when i was 12 and i ran out of fucks to give, y'all go ham and thanks for reading. here's the description i gave that age. i'm sorry in advance for my edgy seventh grade writing. have fun! •suicidal thoughts or actions •major character death(because that's what I write most; it's the only thing I'm good at) •blood?? in case your squeamish if you think other warnings should be here, tell meLengkap
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐲 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 (Harry Potter x Reader)
☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ (Harry Potter x Fem! Reader) ❝ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐡𝐞'𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡- 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡- 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬. ❞ ϟ 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬... - Swearing - No smut - Mostly fluff - Books-based storyline - A sprinkle of Draco Malfoy ϟ *I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER* STARTED: 18.09.20 FINISHED: 25.10.21Lengkap
dumb bitch vibes || slashers x reader
"what's your favorite scary movie" "Shrek the musical, when lord farquad was hurting the gingerbread man for answers had me actually shitting myself" "..." "hello?" when a stupid young adult goes face to face with killers ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this is a crackfic cause im bored please dont take this seriously :)Lengkap
1. I own none of these characters, storys or art 2.This was made for fun and this i just a wacky fun fanfic With my favorite franchise 3. At the end I am going to do a huge credit which will give credit to everyone. 4. This is a huge one. This fanfic consists of some controversial stuff like cursing, child abuse, violence, adult themes, nudity, violence and also could be offensive to the Asian community, the black community, the Hispanic community and the LGBTIQ community. I have a lot of friends and family members who are part of these communities and they read this story. I am not against these communities or races and have respect for them so this is all for laughs so if you are easily offended by any of the things i mentioned then please click off. Also there are alot of sacrilegious jokes so yeah sorry god. 5. THIS STORY IS CONFUSING AS HECK! so follow along SO WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY ON TO THE CARTOON! fact: the official theme song for this chapter is The Prodigy-Diesel Power
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