Dumb Shit Club
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- Parts 8
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Sat, Dec 17, 2022
hey y'all. so as many of you know I am literally THE dumbest person known to man kind so hence i am starting a dumb shit club.
you guys can join at any time BUT there are SOME rules.
- must be above twelve
- must be a dumb shit
- must laugh at a picture of lettuce (GENUINELY)
- must have broken humor
- must be a crackhead
- must not be a buzz kill
- must love shrek
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𝖆𝖕𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖈 • 𝖘𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒
𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 / (ˌæpəˈθɛtɪk) / -------- ☾ ．* • + 🫧🎭🪄 ．* • + ☽ 𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 ¹ 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧; 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭. ᵒʳ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡, 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐚, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞. 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟔 ☾ ．* • + 🫧🎭🪄 ．* • + ☽ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ ⁴ ⁻ ²⁹ ⁻ ²⁰²² ᶠⁱⁿⁱˢʰᵉᵈ ⁵ ⁻ ¹⁰ ⁻ ²⁰²² ⁽ ˡᵒʷᵉʳᶜᵃˢᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˢᵒⁿ ⁾Complete
𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐌,, slashers x reader
(HELP THIS IS... ugh idk old 😭) • slashers x Fem! reader ⋆౨𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙶𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙽ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ (English is not my first language) Srry ── .✦ "𝖆𝖓 𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖋𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓" ﹒ ♫ ⁺ ⸝⸝ ✧ Ａｒｔｉｓｔ ⋆˚࿔ 𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖔 𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞𝖔𝖓𝖊. 𝕾𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖞 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚. 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ ˚ ✦ . . ˚ . . ✦ • The world is nothing but a nightmare, the world is either a curse or a blessing. She used to appreciate everything though, Her love and admiration to this world dissapeared. She witnessed his death. She saw how everyone just suddenly changed. • An unexpected event has happened and Y/n also didn't expected anything this to happen...Complete
torn // w.k
wowowowowowow ok this is the book that has done the best on my account but wArNinG!!!! I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 11 AND ITS VERY BAD PLEASE DONT THINK MY WRITING SKILLS ARE AWFUL I PROMISE IM BETTER NOW YEA THATS IT XOXO [i didn't have the patience to go back and make it lowercase intended, but all my other books are]Complete
𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐘, 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄♡ • 𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐌𝐍𝐓
(𝘠/𝘕) (𝘓/𝘕) 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵? ▹𝘠𝘦𝘴 ▹𝘕𝘰 ▸𝘠𝘦𝘴 ➺𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴➺ 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 (𝘠/𝘕) 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰... 𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵°𝘮@𝘭!𝘯3- ▷▷▷▷▷ I ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴡɴ ʀᴏᴛᴛᴍɴᴛ. Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: ᴍɪɴᴏʀ sᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ, obsessive behavior, slight gore, ---------------------- #1 ɪɴ Dᴏɴɴɪᴇ #1 ɪɴ Lᴇᴏɴᴀʀᴅᴏ #1 ɪɴ Rᴏᴛᴛᴍɴᴛxʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ Mᴏsᴛ ɪᴍᴘʀᴇssɪᴠᴇ Rᴀɴᴋɪɴɢ: Fɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs #9 #1 ɪɴ Rᴏᴛᴛᴍɴᴛ #1 ɪɴ Tᴍɴᴛxʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ #1 ɪɴ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀxᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜs #1 ɪɴ ᴀᴘʀɪʟᴏ'ɴɪᴇʟ #1 in riseoftheteenagemutantninjaturtlesComplete
dumb bitch vibes || slashers x reader
"what's your favorite scary movie" "Shrek the musical, when lord farquad was hurting the gingerbread man for answers had me actually shitting myself" "..." "hello?" when a stupid young adult goes face to face with killers ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this is a crackfic cause im bored please dont take this seriously :)Complete
♡︎𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐟𝐲 𝐌𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭||𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐊𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐬♡︎
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝. 𝙸𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚌𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠. ----- 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟷 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟸 𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍: 𝙰𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚕 𝟸𝟶 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟹 ----- 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝙺𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝙺𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙾𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝚂𝚘𝚗𝚐: 𝙱𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚙 𝚋𝚢: 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚛Complete![Shrek The Third: The Would Be King & I [Book 3]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/262004942-256-k559985.jpg)
Shrek The Third: The Would Be King & I [Book 3]
~Sequel to Shrek 2: Happily 'N'Ever After [Book 2]~ Uncle Connor: Now remember: No nagging, bragging, sweating, fretting, slipping, tripping, slurping, burping, twittering, or frittering allowed. Me: What if I fall gracefully? Zero: That's literally the same thing as slipping and tripping, minus the graceful part. Me: Really? Aunt Ella: Yes. Me: So...I can get away with falling gracefully, then? Alice: No...not unless you're doing it on purpose to catch someone's attention~ As you can tell, that's how my lessons on learning to be a proper Princess usually start. Strict lessons on manners, learning the history of the past royals, which cutlery you have to use with certain meals, etc. etc. Blah, blah, blah. And the worst lesson of them all: Ballroom dancing! On top of that, I'm constantly reminded that I need to find my 'true love' and receive true love's kiss by sunset on my 17th birthday, otherwise I turn into a frozen statue just like my parents, grandmother, and kingdom, and stay like that forever. When Shrek asked me to go with him to visit Worcestershire Academy and find Arthur Pendragon, the one uncle Harold mentioned before he took his final breath, you could imagine the relief I felt to finally have the opportunity to escape my lessons without someone dragging me back every time I tried to ditch them. Question is: Will I be able to break the spell before the deadline? What if Arthur is 'the one'? Will I finally get the happy ending everybody keeps teasing me about? Completed: 25/03/2021 ✔️ Shrek: Once Upon A True Love's Kiss [Book 1] ✔️ Shrek 2: Happily 'N' Ever After [Book 2] ✔️ Shrek The Third: The Would Be King & I [Book 3] ✔️ **Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing, with the exception of Willow, Alice, and Zero, and this fanfic. All rights go to Dreamworks, Don Bluth, etc. Any fan art used belongs to their rightful owners. This is literally a fanfic made for fans of fans - nothing more, nothing less.**Complete
Bored AF
I could be updating a real story rn but I decided to make this. It is currently 1:36 AM, day after thanksgiving and I want to kill myself.Complete
𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜 / (ˌæpəˈθɛtɪk) / -------- ☾ ．* • + 🫧🎭🪄 ．* • + ☽ 𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 ¹ 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐨 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧; 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭. ᵒʳ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡, 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐬𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐚, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞. 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟔 ☾ ．* • + 🫧🎭🪄 ．* • + ☽ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉᵈ ⁴ ⁻ ²⁹ ⁻ ²⁰²² ᶠⁱⁿⁱˢʰᵉᵈ ⁵ ⁻ ¹⁰ ⁻ ²⁰²² ⁽ ˡᵒʷᵉʳᶜᵃˢᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˢᵒⁿ ⁾
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