Dumb Shit Club
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- Parts 8
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Sat, Dec 17, 2022
hey y'all. so as many of you know I am literally THE dumbest person known to man kind so hence i am starting a dumb shit club.
you guys can join at any time BUT there are SOME rules.
- must be above twelve
- must be a dumb shit
- must laugh at a picture of lettuce (GENUINELY)
- must have broken humor
- must be a crackhead
- must not be a buzz kill
- must love shrek
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(𝘠/𝘕) (𝘓/𝘕) 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵? ▹𝘠𝘦𝘴 ▹𝘕𝘰 ▸𝘠𝘦𝘴 ➺𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴➺ 𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 (𝘠/𝘕) 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰... 𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵°𝘮@𝘭!𝘯3- ▷▷▷▷▷ I ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴡɴ ʀᴏᴛᴛᴍɴᴛ. Wᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: ᴍɪɴᴏʀ sᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ, obsessive behavior, slight gore, ---------------------- #1 ɪɴ Dᴏɴɴɪᴇ #1 ɪɴ Lᴇᴏɴᴀʀᴅᴏ #1 ɪɴ Rᴏᴛᴛᴍɴᴛxʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ Mᴏsᴛ ɪᴍᴘʀᴇssɪᴠᴇ Rᴀɴᴋɪɴɢ: Fɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs #9 #1 ɪɴ Rᴏᴛᴛᴍɴᴛ #1 ɪɴ Tᴍɴᴛxʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ #1 ɪɴ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀxᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜs #1 ɪɴ ᴀᴘʀɪʟᴏ'ɴɪᴇʟ #1 in riseoftheteenagemutantninjaturtlesComplete
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𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐌,, slashers x reader
(HELP THIS IS... ugh idk old 😭) • slashers x Fem! reader ⋆౨𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙶𝙾𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙽ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ (English is not my first language) Srry ── .✦ "𝖆𝖓 𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖋𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓" ﹒ ♫ ⁺ ⸝⸝ ✧ Ａｒｔｉｓｔ ⋆˚࿔ 𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖔 𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖊 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞𝖔𝖓𝖊. 𝕾𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖞 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚. 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ ˚ ✦ . . ˚ . . ✦ • The world is nothing but a nightmare, the world is either a curse or a blessing. She used to appreciate everything though, Her love and admiration to this world dissapeared. She witnessed his death. She saw how everyone just suddenly changed. • An unexpected event has happened and Y/n also didn't expected anything this to happen...Complete
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝. 𝙸𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚌𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠. ----- 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝙽𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟷 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟸 𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍: 𝙰𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚕 𝟸𝟶 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟹 ----- 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝙺𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝙺𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙾𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. 𝚂𝚘𝚗𝚐: 𝙱𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚞𝚙 𝚋𝚢: 𝙹𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚛
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