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Monkey's Little Bastich

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Reads 2,899
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Parts 4
Time 46m

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Just a story about a Czarnian hanging around with two other bounty hunters while getting all kinds of fraggin shit. Nuff said.All Rights Reserved

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TF: Beast Wars x Dr Stone: A war to restore the lost world by JustyTurner

Awaken in a quiet world. Y/n L/n find himself on a planet filled with no sign of any human life besides of human statues as he searches for any humans as well as trying to remember about his past. However what he did found was unsuspected as he encountered gaint insects and dinosaurs who seek to capture him. However he is saved by a gaint cheetah which suddenly transform into a gaint robot name Cheetor. It is revealed that two alien factions crashed onto the planet called the Maximals and Predacons. Now he must work with the Maximals to battle against the Predacons. They will seek any human survivors to join and help them to rebuild, uncover the secrets of what happened to humanity and discover that there is more to Y/n than mights the eye.

Coyote by JaxonBlacc

Thousands of years after Earth became uninhabitable, humanity colonized other planets and moons around the solar system. Amid rising crime rate, the Galactic Space Force (GSF) set up a legal contract where registered bounty hunters (known as Coyotes) go after criminals and bring them in alive in return for credits. Wolf is one of the best coyotes in the GSF, but also one of the most hated. He has no care of the damage he causes to people or buildings when pursuing a bounty, leaving the GSF having to compensate those affected by his actions. When the daughter of a senator in The Kingdom becomes the most wanted terrorist in the solar system, the GSF is hired to find her before anyone else does. Willing to look past Wolf's reckless history, the director of the GSF contracts him and other coyotes to find the senator's daughter and take her to the GSF at whatever cost. But with enemies after the same woman, Wolf is forced to trust and rely on his new partners in hopes of getting the biggest payday of his life.

Super Bad (Completed 2013) by 3pointt14

Ranked #1 in Action, #1 Adventure, #2 in Sci Fi "Whatever you do, don't let your blood run cold." "And if it does?" "Run. Run like hell. Run away from everyone you ever cared about." +++++++++++++ Jessie Daniels is just like you. She uses reading as an escape from her average, bookworm life. She envies and wishes for adventure and romance from the heroes in stories. But what she doesn't realize is that her wish is already granted before birth. Her parents, known as the country's best cops, aren't who they say they are. Suddenly, a simple game turns into Earth's greatest heart-stopping battle between two of the world's most dangerous men. Both are ruthless gang leaders who each rule a dominant continent: Asia and North America, and stop at nothing to get what they want. And they want Jessie Daniels. Not for her money, not for her looks, but for what she has. For what she is. --- "Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes. . . the ones who see things differently---they're not fond of rules. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them, because they change things." -Steve Jobs

Dipshits in space: Season 5 by AdrianOzryth

The Dipshits are...well you know the drill by now, they're back, bla bla. Someone makes a moon angry, there's a Golden-ass of epic proportions, Gay robots do espionage again, Illegal pizza is involved, someone has to win a cooking show to prevent a war and Lawg crudely wires a teleporter to the shitter. The usual shituations. Same bat Dips, same bat chanel. To the ripoff-place ripoff-man! Deedely Deedely DAAAA!!!"

Dipshits in Space: Seasoru 7 by AdrianOzryth

Ugh, you again. Takes a lot to offend you doesn't it? Well guess who's back, back again and with an anime cover this time. It's the Dipshits, but this time it's a brand new ship, a brand new additional crew tacked on to the lovable turds you know and love. A smoking hot tazer, a redneck, A generic bald-headed bumpy-skulled alien, and more! Shaggtastic spies, a holiday special, game shows, an ugly breakup, salads, Jerry-pipes (whatever the crap those are!), Egyptian gods, old friends, and 3 weirdos that are totally just vampires. The plan-D or E list of adventures is sure to entertain, assuming you have low enough standards. given that you're 7 seasons in...you probably do. We both know it. Roll that beautiful bean footage, and get the Wagon Groovin. It's space, and there's always dipshits in it.

An Orbiting Dilemma: excerpt by WereWorth

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Somewhere In The Black Hole by Jayakri

In 2031 a company sends a man to study the black hole and he studies something different.

Crash Landing by The_Autistic_Writer

*Book #1 In The Crashing Series* A long time ago, people used to think that Earth would be taken over by aliens. That we would all be destroyed from their advanced technology and uncaring demeanor towards Earthlings and our entire mass population in general. That we would be picked off like mice in a locked maze, all fighting to save ourselves, all trying to get to the cheese that was freedom. But we didn't know that the only thing that would destroy us would inevitably be ourselves. We didn't know that our planet was dying before our very eyes and our countries were at constant war with each other, each fighting for more power. More money. More everything. We didn't know....Until it was too late. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Set in the year 2655, Earth has been completely demolished by poverty, famine and war, leaving nothing behind but a handful of survivors and most of the population relocated to space stations. Onboard the Celestial, one of the main stations in the galaxies, is 21 year old Mabel "Mae" Minerva. Forced to board the Celestial as a child many years ago along with her younger sister, Mae has always felt out of place in the galaxy, always preferring to spend her time rebuilding old space equipment then seeking the company of other humans. Though when a rumor is spread that her mother may be alive back on Earth, Mae springs into action to steal an armored spacecraft in hopes to save her mother from an unnatural death back on Earth. But when her miscalculations and malfunctioning ship takes her off course, she crash lands on a planet deemed to be uninhabitable. Until she meets an alien who burns hotter then the sun and who knows too much, and too little, about her kind.

Cat/Mouse by elizamares

*** #8 in SapphicRomance! *** After a string of bold thefts rocks the Edenite art scene, veteran hunter Nadine picks up the bounty of a lifetime: fifty thousand credits to capture the elusive thief and bring her in alive. It should be an easy job... but one look at her mark tells Nadine she might have bitten off more than she can chew. On a space station full of secret dealings, dirty money, and luxurious lies, it seems even the simplest contracts are prone to complication. **** Sapphic yearning meets futuristic noir as a seasoned bounty hunter tracks down the quadrant's most mysterious art thief. TWs for violence, blood, alcohol consumption, mentions of death, and implied abuse. SFW but rated mature for language and themes.

Winners Don't Do Drugs (Male Reader x High On Life) by JesseDexa

You're an average boy that just finished Junior year and plans to spend summer vacation with your younger sister who is visiting. But that plan is thwarted when a dangerous alien drug cartel invades Earth to get high off of humanity. However, a Gatlian named Kenny helps you and your sister teleport to safety. And after coming across the legendary washed-up bounty hunter Gene Zaroothian, you make a deal with him. You get his mostly intact bounty-hunting gear in exchange for letting him crash at your place. Suit up and become the galaxy's greatest bounty hunter while rescuing Kenny's friends. A chaotic adventure full of blood, mayhem, and possibly love awaits you. Warning: High amounts of blood, gore, profanity, etc. You have been warned. (I do not own High on Life. High On Life belongs to Justin Roiland) (I do not own any images, art, or music posted here)

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