Comebacks Galore: Ways to Make People Feel Stupid (Funny Comebacks and Insults)
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Last published Thu, Jun 30, 2016
Warning! Obscene language! Badass comebacks for all to enjoy! I know some idiots myself and this is the method I use to derail the stupidity that flies at my face.
Instead of once a day, I'll wait until there are 20 reads on the previous part before I update.
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