Magic The Gathering Headcanons (Re-Posted)
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This book used to be posted on Jay/ Wolfspelle's account. Long story short: it got hacked so we've combined forces and it's here now.
You don't need to know the Magic the Gathering universe to enjoy a few laughs in this book. Give it a read. Enjoy!
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