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ToastScoop
Ongoing, First published Jul 20, 2022
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A lonely date named Barrel is on an adventure in space to gather date-a on Earth, sent from Mars for the express purpose of such, when xe falls in love with a beautiful date, Doug, xer co worker, who is an operator on Mars. How will xe deal with the emotional strain of xer job while also wanting to DATE xer favorite date? This story is filled with bad puns, cute fruits, and some very much needed light-hearted romance!
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