Warning! I wrote this over a single weekend in 2021 and never touched it again. This is.... an interesting read. But, I have finally edited the story into a somewhat readable format 4 years later. Thank you for letting me purge this from my drafts. P.S. I refuse to add much more because this really is the weirdest thing I have ever written. I'll slowly be uploading the 40k+ worded experience through chapters.