I Start to Feel Myself Smile (Slowly Losing Myself)

Guy Fieri is just a regular guy.

Horace is also just a guy. To outsiders, he looks ordinary. A little pitiful, perhaps, but ordinary. He poses no threat to anyone.

But when Guy meets Horace after months of talking on Grindr, he doesn't return home when he was supposed to. And when he is let go, he does not (he cannot) return to his captor, no matter how much it pains him.

Guy Fieri has lived an average life, surrounded by average people. But it does not stay that way.

Horace is the cause of this.

(Updates are as consistent as your dad's receding hairline)