A Guide To Surviving Practically Any Horror Movie
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Last published Thu, Nov 22, 2012
We all know the feeling of watching a horror movie when something horribly cliche or dumb happens and you start yelling, "NO! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Well, here is a guide that I give to the idiots of the world to help them survive in the world of horror movies. Warning, extreme language!
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