Lightning bolt scars? More like Lightning McQueen Stags!
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Last published Fri, Jul 22, 2022
"Lily, take Harry and go! It's him! Go! Run! I'll hold him off! Lily, run! I'll distract him!"
The King of Hogwarts pranks, James knew how to distract someone. With his family's lives depending on it, it was time to use the ultimate trick from up his sleeve - which is a lot harder than you think when you are dressed like Lightning McQueen.
(we are going to ignore the fact that Cars came out in 2006 - maybe he was just in the closet)
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