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"let's bend the rules, yeah?" inhuman x male reader

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Reads 46,187
Votes 2,400
Parts 20
Time 3h 19m

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backstabbing chaos demons doubleslowburn fantasy fiction flowerywriting gay god higherdeity idkwhattotag inhuman love mlm nothuman polyamory queer sadistic slowbuild slowburn smutmaybe tentacles xmalereader xreader

mistakenly, [y/n] has unleashed the god of discord and chaos from the stone pillar which he once stood.  and he just finds you oh so amusing, you poor thing. 

this is a higher deity x male reader story, no i will not be changing the gender lol. i am constantly going back and editing my chapters to make sure there are no obvious errors, if you spot anything i missed please let me know! i'd appreciate it!

please let me stress that this is a slow moving romance/?thriller? 

you can't fall in love with something inhuman and terrifying in just one day, especially when it most obviously has morbid intent.

did i mention this might have polyamory? y'all seem to love Philip, so i might throw in some romantic angst. as a treat.All Rights Reserved

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The way you make me feel... ~Tommy x FEMreader~ by HallooThere

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Singed - My demon by Skullcandister

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Become the Strongest Master With a Genius Student by VheenaD

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Cherry Blossom Abyss by ToastyBunss4

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President by wetpadeater

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The way you make me feel... ~Tommy x FEMreader~

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