Yo what's good gamers 😼 My last story seems to do well so why not bring more along for the ride! Before reading this please note, Todobakudeku, bakudeku, and kacchako are cringe but might be mentioned here for the sake of goofy ahh uncle productions purposes. Secondly, if you get turned on by ANY OF THIS, you need desperate help, therapy, jail time, and most of all, tips on how to get bitches because you have none 🥰 Take none of my bullshit seriously and PLEASE don't question why I'm doing this cuz honestly idk either 🫃 with that said, have a fun time and prepare to be traumatized 😎