My dog texts me!!!
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I found it very disturbing when I got a text from my dog saying "sup how r u-OMG ITZ A CAT!!! MUST EAT!" and even more disturbing when I heard a crash!
yes my dog dose text me and no that £500 mac book air dosn't have insurance. and yes again, my parents are going to be MAD with me when they find out
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