Dear reader, I am going to tell you a secret. I don't like you. I'm sure that you've been told you're special, that each of you is unique, and that is a lie. Each of you is the same, trying to conquer the world and gather fame and become wealthy. You are a plague, raping the planet and all other beings, sentient or not, along with it. Fear not, my plain, sinning friends, I am here to save you. Have faith, Baladan, the goblin marauder and destroyer of elvesAll Rights Reserved