Being Transmigrated Into A Shitty Book Is Not So Funny
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Last published Fri, Jul 29, 2022
Yuan Rong is a sassy, foul-mouthed and clever 17 years old boy. He is the jewel of his school and loved by students and teachers alike. He hates playboys and bullies the most. After an unfortunate accident he gets transmigrated to the shittiest novel on earth and guess what, he is a cannon fodder, a stupid crybaby that gets bullied to death by the protagonist, Shi Luan.
"Stupid author, stupid book i will strangle the protagonist to death!!!!"
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