I don't know why you government bunch want me to keep a log of the stuff I do over here in New Vegas, but here it is. My name is Sheriff Ellis Alexander and I've been assigned to New Vegas to take out a warlord called "The Phoenix." It's 7:19 pm, I arrived around 5, and it's 5800 degrees and sunny here. I'm doing fine except for the fact that if you set me on fire right now, I wouldn't notice the difference. Seriously, fuck you guys. Sheriff Alexander over and out. [PG-13 for violence, language, and sexual themes]All Rights Reserved
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