Coma alpinito y crezca, chino carepipi
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Francisco de Paula siempre se burla de su mejor amigo por su estatura, Simon Bolívar le emputa que se burlen de el por eso y los manda a comer mierda.
Así es que ambos son amigos a pesar de que Simon Bolívar vaya a estudiar en la Universidad de los Andes y Francisco de Paula Santander tenga que ir todos los fines de semana a tirar piedra por estar en la Nacional
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