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The Moment [Patrick Bateman x Joe Goldberg]
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Last published Wed, Jul 27, 2022
Originally a crack ship but now a real life thing that would happen in real life.
Dear God they would hate each other.
I think they would try to kill each other for ten minutes and then passionately make out.
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