𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚙𝚑𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 (𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚘/𝚠𝚠𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚜) - call me trashbag - Wattpad

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nandor the relentless is suffering from a severe case of vampiric depression. guillermo de la cruz just wants to help. it's his duty as his master's bodyguard, after all; anything to gain his praise and approval. and, what's the best solution to a broken heart?

jazzercise, of course.

but, will it help? 
will guillermo finally get noticed? 
does nandor reciprocate his romantic feelings?
will nadja and laszlo be willing to help him carry out such an outlandish plan?
will colin robinson ever shut the hell up?
is there a hopeful future ahead for mr jackie daytona?

let's get physical.All Rights Reserved

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