The Printer Chronicles
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Last published Wed, Jan 24, 2024
We've all been there. You want to take a bath, but your brother put his stupid printer in your bathtub again, and to make matters worse, his printer is a fucking douchebag and keeps printing porn on its own because it KNOWS how much it pisses you off. So what do you do? Throw it off the roof of your twenty-storey apartment, of course!
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