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The Reckless Ride to Buttlandia

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Our story takes place, not too long ago, but definitely not too short ago...In a place many dream of, but few go.... The sandy shores of my butt beach...oh shit- join the og giggly goggle gang on an adventurous vacation at this blissful location in paradise beyond the horizons of my ButtLandia. What dramas and trials will they face this time? Will Willy make it out alive? (Spoiler lolz :0) will love? Find out as our Wenis fan club farts off to Ur-anus. (Make sure to read "The Big Journey of the Wenis Pincher before reading this, you will NOT be disappointed."All Rights Reserved

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