Your Mom x Y/N

You are the little gremlin who lives under a woman's she-shed. Every day at 10 am sharp you hear a group of women enter and enjoy a lovely brunch. You hear all of the gossip and become enthralled with the simply scandalous and shameless ways of the humans. You yearn to become more like them, to integrate into their society. You see an opportunity when one of the moms talks about how she recently divorced her husband and was ready to mingle ;) will you succeed in living amongst the humans and rising to the top, or will you be caught? Or- even worse will you start to catch feelings 0-0