IMPROBABLE NONSENSE
Bleachback
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  • Parts 53
  • Time 10h 51m
Bleachback
Ongoing, First published Jul 28, 2022
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Do you like science fiction? Are you a fan of aliens, spaceships, and that sort of stuff? Searching for a book that's a logic-free joyride? You are? Really? Why? That's a little strange if you ask me, but you've come to the right place!
Join a dumb orphan, not an insult just a fact, as he discovers a whole new world when he is whisked away from old his dreary life. He'll discover alien technology, new species, new people, and whatever else I decide to throw in! 
So if your in the mood for some nonsense, come take a look!
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