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One Joke to Make You Smile - [REWRITE]

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Parts 7
Time 47m

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Draco Malfoy was stubborn, sarcastic and snarky as he could ever be. Rumors would swarm around him like moths to a flame. Some speculated he was a terrible person (Which wasn't far off, but man do they exaggerate shit), others rumored that he was a terrible brother (He wasn't, if anything neither twin were relatively 'nice' to each other).

So, surely Harry was imagining it when Draco Malfoy, THE Draco Malfoy, began to giggle almost audibly from two tables over. Surely, right?!


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AKA 'The Pinterest Fic' because everyone is calling it that, lmfao-

A prompt from Pinterest which I had actually published a while back, called 'All Because of ONE Joke', but I deleted that. Anyways, feeding the Drarry/Harco community &lt;3333All Rights Reserved

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Sick Obsession | Drarry by Jaguary0013

[WARNING! THE STORY CONTAINS TOPICS LIKE SELF-HARM & EATING DISORDERS] It wasn't funny. It wasn't funny that half of Hogwarts thought, Draco Malfoy had a vicious, antisocial personality disorder. The blond boy couldn't believe it. Whoever had spread that rumor needed to get stabbed. Technically it wasn't a rumor, though. Hogwarts was supposed to think it was a rumor, but in reality it was the naked truth. Draco Lucius Malfoy had a vicious, antisocial personality disorder, which wasn't fun for him nor the people that were around him. His character was frightening, vicious, brutal and militant - he was constantly expecting betrayal and punishments, wherever he went. That also explained why he was so tensed and angry all the time. Twisted - that was what would describe it the best. It was twisted. Out of all people, Harry James Potter had to fall for his archenemy - Draco Lucius Malfoy. Harry had heard of the rumor about Draco's personality, the Gryffindor loved the taller blond boy despite his issues. Harry loved everything about the Slytherin. His blond hair, his grey cold eyes, and his pale skin. But as every love-story, this one has to have a plot. Everyone at Hogwarts and in the rest of the world knows that Draco and Harry are archenemies. They can't, I can not stress this enough, CAN'T be in love with each other. Well, the universe desperately wants it to happen, so it has to, somehow. But how in the world will Harry get his archenemy to look at him, in a way that's not negative for once? How will he possibly get together with him? And how's Draco supposed to get together with Harry? He's a pure-blood and therefore can't be in a relationship with Harry James Potter, can he? Well, you gotta read for yourself if they're going to figure out a way or not! Have fun! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ALL THE CHARACTERS AND PLACES BELONG TO JKR!! I AM NOT CLAIMING ANYTHING!!

Joined (A Drarry Fic Not Written By Me) by Dying_Fire_Lives

Pain. It seems like a common thing. Well, I guess it is a pain in the arse. It was sudden, and it was weird. Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived, The Savior. Stopped by a little pain, now that doesn't sound right. But when this pain takes over his whole body, he knows something is wrong. Draco Malfoy, The Boy Who Chants 'My Father will hear about this!' on a daily basis, seems like a pretty annoying guy. But when he is in pain, it's a whole new level of Malfoy grumpiness. So imagine the surprise when this pair run into each other during the pain; or well, now lack of. The contact between the two halting the pain inside of them, stirring unfamilar emotions and fears. Will the two of them ever learn to live with each other, or will they kill each other before the school year ends. Find out, here! *Hey guys, just me. So I have a new friend on Amino, and they are writing this fic, I refuse to take any credit whatsoever. But they have had complications with Wattpad in the past and so I have decided to upload their fic here, (With their permisson of course!) and share with the world and anyone who doesn't have amino. Trust me, there's more than you think, I only got it yesterday. Anyways, this is a cute Drarry fic that I was reading and I asked them if they were on any other sites but they weren't and gave me permission to upload it. I have also made the cover for this one and I'll try to keep the updates matching to the orginals when it comes to time wise. Anyway, if you do want to find other awesome fanfiction like this and everywhere else is empty, check out amino. It's a great society and you are pretty free to do whatever you want. I'm still getting used to it of course. Anyway, have a good one guys!!!*

All I Ever Wanted Was the World by matoyo

!!!!! ALTERED CHAPTERS !!!!! "Have you any idea what it's like?" There were tears in Harry's eyes and it was suddenly like he couldn't control it anymore. Draco felt his stomach clench and he wasn't sure what to do. He wanted to hurt Potter ; so, wasn't this the way to go?... "I think," The raven haired male took a shaky breath, not waiting for a response as his emerald eyes glistened with the threatening tears , "I hate you Draco Malfoy...I hate you so much " In which Harry somehow evades capture and manages to mess with the past without seeking it. #164 in lgbtlove #122 in dracoxharry #6 in tomxharry #91 in tomarry

Roommates (Drarry) by lorcans-love

"Yeah, um, I..." But the lingering effects of Felix wouldn't let me lie. "I do. I really like you." "Not platonically, then." "Not platonically." "Well, that's lucky." He said. "Because I think I really like you too, Draco Malfoy." "If this is a joke," I began, not believing my ears, "then get lost and I never want to talk to you again. If it-" "It's not a j-" "Let me finish, Potter. If it's not a joke, then shut up and kiss me already and stop stalling." -------------------------- Draco and Harry are back for an eighth year of Hogwarts to finish their NEWTs. Unfortunately, there aren't many eighth year students, or extra dormitories, so they end up sharing a room... Disclaimer: almost all aspects of the Wizarding World belong to J K Rowling, including most of the characters, Hogwarts, NEWTs, etc. Cover art belongs to @midgaardian on Twitter No smut - nothing ever goes further than kissing. Ranked: 🥇(major tags) #1 on gay 18.7.21 #19 on romance 18.9.21 (HOLY- idk how this happened?? but tysm) 🥈(big tags) #1 on harrypotter 30.4.22 #2 on malfoy 18.7.21 #2 on dracomalfoy 6.7.21 #2 on gayromance 7.1.22 #3 on drarry 6.7.21 🥉(smaller tags) #1 on eighthyear 4.4.21 #1 on drarryfanfic 11.9.21

Blue and Bronze || Draco Malfoy by HAPPYKIDDI

"I know you want me Laurier" he whispered, I lifted my head up and glare at him. With every anger I seethed through gritted teeth, "Fuck you Malfoy" "Gladly Ravenclaw" He smirked. ~~ The perfect most clever girl in Harry Potter's year, Diana July Laurier, A Ravenclaw beauty. She found herself falling deeper for the notorious, bad to the bone, prejudiced and lothario Draco Malfoy. She had a crush on him for a quite a long time but it wasn't anything serious, she never intended to grasp or earn the attention of the platinum blonde haired boy, but she did. Who would've thought the Slytherin Prince would be intrigued to get to know a sharp-witted girl, full of ego and has a massive problem of perfectionism. Her slurs were perfectly calculated which pained Draco Malfoyy whenever she insulted him. From enemies to bestfriends and to lovers, this is a story full of 18+ chapters, saddening scenarios and maybe even disturbing plots. This story is vaguely juvenile and inane. Not your ordinary Matured Content. #6- Malfoy #1- sadness #9-dracomalfoy A sharp-witted Ravenclaw and a Cunning ambitious Slytherin, a power duo. What more could be possibly exciting than that? *COMPLETED*

Draco Malfoy x Reader One Shots by Pride_of_Slytherin

"Draco Malfoy was ice. His skin was pale, his features were sharp, and his words were cold. He bit out insults and harsh truths like it was his role in life to do so, and his cool expression would tell you that he thought nothing of it. He was harsh, unforgiving. Ice. But when you met up with him, in free hours between classes or after dark, in the room of requirements or in the astronomy tower, there was a heat that thawed his cold apathy, a burning type of heat when his fingers dragged through your hair or over your skin, intense. And then he was fire. He was untamed and untamable, unquenchable, and it left you without breath. But no matter what type of seizing extreme he was, Draco Malfoy was unattainable. Yours only as long as the flames were alight or the ice was mind numbing, encompassing. And when it had struck you that that wasn't enough, that he was an unpredictable constant you desired in more ways than you had both settled upon, Draco Malfoy was only ice..." Pronouns: he/she/they | **Christmas themed one shots included **

Lost Memories // Drarry by celestine80

"You're such a prick! I knew you hadn't really changed. You're just back to your old ways, torturing me." Harry can still feel Draco's hand around his arm. Their breath mingles as Harry's eyes rove around Malfoy's face. "You probably enjoy it too." "Immensely." They're so close that Harry could count Draco's eyelashes if he wanted to. "You're the worst," Harry gasps out between breaths. His heartbeat pounds overwhelmingly loud in his ears as he loses his senses. His eyes drop to Draco's lips again, and he swallows loudly, interrupting the silence that is only filled with the sound of their heavy breathing. "Fuck you Malfoy." ---- Harry is tired of being enemies with Draco. He has more important things to worry about. The most pressing of those being his real enemy, Voldemort, who is now at large. And then Draco starts acting suspicious and Harry wants to know the truth. He always tries to believe the best in people, but Harry is starting to wonder if there is any good left in Draco at all. ---- Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters. Complete!

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