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One Joke to Make You Smile - [REWRITE]
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Draco Malfoy was stubborn, sarcastic and snarky as he could ever be. Rumors would swarm around him like moths to a flame. Some speculated he was a terrible person (Which wasn't far off, but man do they exaggerate shit), others rumored that he was a terrible brother (He wasn't, if anything neither twin were relatively 'nice' to each other).
So, surely Harry was imagining it when Draco Malfoy, THE Draco Malfoy, began to giggle almost audibly from two tables over. Surely, right?!
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AKA 'The Pinterest Fic' because everyone is calling it that, lmfao-
A prompt from Pinterest which I had actually published a while back, called 'All Because of ONE Joke', but I deleted that. Anyways, feeding the Drarry/Harco community <3333
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