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One Joke to Make You Smile - [REWRITE]

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Draco Malfoy was stubborn, sarcastic and snarky as he could ever be. Rumors would swarm around him like moths to a flame. Some speculated he was a terrible person (Which wasn't far off, but man do they exaggerate shit), others rumored that he was a terrible brother (He wasn't, if anything neither twin were relatively 'nice' to each other).

So, surely Harry was imagining it when Draco Malfoy, THE Draco Malfoy, began to giggle almost audibly from two tables over. Surely, right?!


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AKA 'The Pinterest Fic' because everyone is calling it that, lmfao-

A prompt from Pinterest which I had actually published a while back, called 'All Because of ONE Joke', but I deleted that. Anyways, feeding the Drarry/Harco community &lt;3333All Rights Reserved

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Tainted Affairs ~ Dramione by hh_2000

"We weren't aware you were dropping by this early" Draco leaned back in his chair, amused. Blaise glared at them as he refilled his glass. "And I wasn't aware I had a bloody sister until now" ~ The Zabini Family, pureblooded, wealthy and happy. The family of 4 had no faults until they'd split. The Mother, Josephine Zabini, took their son, Blaise Zabini while the Father, Marcellus Zabini, took their daughter, Hermione. The two siblings, twins, lived without knowing the other existed... until very recently. Each lived a different life, had different friends, and different thoughts, yet blood is not the only thing they come to share after Hermione finds herself in a difficult situation. #1 in Dramione!!!!!!! #1 in HermioneGranger!!!!!! #1 in DracoxHermione!! #1 in BlaiseZabini!!! #1 in DaphneGreengrass!!! #2 in TheodoreNott!!! #2 in DramioneFanfiction!!!! #3 in Hogwarts!!!! #3 in Hinny!! #4 in DracoMalfoy!!!! #1 in HermioneZabini!! #2 in MarriageofConvenience!! #1 in Lavenderbrown!! #1 in ZabiniTwins!! #4 in Zabini!!! #4 in RonWeasley!!! #5 in AstoriaGreengrass!! #5 in GinnyWeasley!!

Joined (A Drarry Fic Not Written By Me) by Dying_Fire_Lives

Pain. It seems like a common thing. Well, I guess it is a pain in the arse. It was sudden, and it was weird. Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived, The Savior. Stopped by a little pain, now that doesn't sound right. But when this pain takes over his whole body, he knows something is wrong. Draco Malfoy, The Boy Who Chants 'My Father will hear about this!' on a daily basis, seems like a pretty annoying guy. But when he is in pain, it's a whole new level of Malfoy grumpiness. So imagine the surprise when this pair run into each other during the pain; or well, now lack of. The contact between the two halting the pain inside of them, stirring unfamilar emotions and fears. Will the two of them ever learn to live with each other, or will they kill each other before the school year ends. Find out, here! *Hey guys, just me. So I have a new friend on Amino, and they are writing this fic, I refuse to take any credit whatsoever. But they have had complications with Wattpad in the past and so I have decided to upload their fic here, (With their permisson of course!) and share with the world and anyone who doesn't have amino. Trust me, there's more than you think, I only got it yesterday. Anyways, this is a cute Drarry fic that I was reading and I asked them if they were on any other sites but they weren't and gave me permission to upload it. I have also made the cover for this one and I'll try to keep the updates matching to the orginals when it comes to time wise. Anyway, if you do want to find other awesome fanfiction like this and everywhere else is empty, check out amino. It's a great society and you are pretty free to do whatever you want. I'm still getting used to it of course. Anyway, have a good one guys!!!*

Lost Memories // Drarry by celestine80

"You're such a prick! I knew you hadn't really changed. You're just back to your old ways, torturing me." Harry can still feel Draco's hand around his arm. Their breath mingles as Harry's eyes rove around Malfoy's face. "You probably enjoy it too." "Immensely." They're so close that Harry could count Draco's eyelashes if he wanted to. "You're the worst," Harry gasps out between breaths. His heartbeat pounds overwhelmingly loud in his ears as he loses his senses. His eyes drop to Draco's lips again, and he swallows loudly, interrupting the silence that is only filled with the sound of their heavy breathing. "Fuck you Malfoy." ---- Harry is tired of being enemies with Draco. He has more important things to worry about. The most pressing of those being his real enemy, Voldemort, who is now at large. And then Draco starts acting suspicious and Harry wants to know the truth. He always tries to believe the best in people, but Harry is starting to wonder if there is any good left in Draco at all. ---- Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters. Complete!

Fuckboy {Draco Malfoy 18+} by renelwood

"You want to know what I taste like?" I say, leaving my mouth slightly open. I can feel Malfoy's breath on my lips. He doesn't answer, but his breath hitches as he looks down. "You really want to know?" "Just do it," Malfoy barks. "So I can have some fucking peace." "I taste. . ." I start, leaning in. Malfoy closes his eyes, his brows furrowing, and I chuckle at the agony of it. ". . . Like dirt. Mud, even. And does the Slytherin Prince really want to get his lips dirty?" --- This fanfiction is cringey. *Draco MalfoyxOC* *Mature Content* *Messy Ass Plot* *Theodore Nott Supremacy*

S҉c҉o҉r҉c҉h҉i҉n҉g҉ ҉L҉o҉v҉e҉ by JazzyTheGryffindor

He leaned back out when he was out of breath, breathing hard and staring into magnificent emerald green eyes with a visible blush on his neck and face. "I'm.... sorry," he said awkwardly, looking elsewhere but at Potter. He wasn't supposed to kiss Potter, but it was just so tempting... He felt warm hands cupping his cheeks and looked back down at Potter. "Don't apologize, Malfoy," Potter said softly, caressing Draco's cheeks with his thumbs. He doesn't know why he has his hands on Draco's cheeks, it just happened subconsciously. "I hate to admit it, but that was wonderful, and I'd do it again." Draco smiled down at Potter, feeling his cheeks burn a deeper shade of red. Potter would kiss him again? That was exciting to hear, and he would like to kiss him again too. "Yeah, it was," he said, biting his lip to stop him from sounding dreamy. "Aren't you with Weaslette though?" Potter shook his head, "Ginny's like a sister to me, but we're close." Then he hesitated and smirked at the Blonde snake above him, "Why? Jealous, Malfoy?" Draco narrowed his eyes at him. "You wish," he replied, trying to sound exactly like Potter was back in their second year. He hated when people were right other than himself. He admits that he is jealous. Jealous how Potter can get anyone he wants with just a blink of his eye. But he doesn't want anybody else, he wants Potter and he realizes it now. = It all starts when Draco Malfoy, Vincent Crabbe, and Blaise Zabini is trapped in the Room of Requirement that has been set ablaze by Vincent's Fiednfyre. What if they get help from three Gryffindor's? Will it be a new beginning for Draco, or will it all go down in flames? A story full of humour, romance, (occasional smut), fluff and more! ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴇʟꜰ-ʜᴀʀᴍ, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ɪᴛ!

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