The 7 lives of Lloyd Garmadon

So basically, the Ninjago timeline doesn't add up with Wu and Garmadon being like 100,000 years old, and Misako being only about 60 years old. Wu and Garmadon met Misako when they were pretty young, so it doesn't add up that Lloyd is only like 16-20 years old. (12-16 because of the Tomorrow's Tea.) I personally think that something must've happened in order for the timeline not to have been messed up, so here I am trying to fix it with my stupid theory:

Lloyd is like 400 years old, but he doesn't know it because Misako gave him Yesterday's Tea and tea that made him forget everything. He had 7 "lives", including his current one. I believe that Misako let him live a normal life for 65 years until she aged him down and made him forget the last 65 years. I also believe that he gained one power each life, so in his current life, he has fire, ice, lightning, earth, energy, and the power of the ultimate spinjitzu master.

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