How to Touch Grass. (Multiple fandoms)
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Young Cesar had a dream one night about the Archangel Gabriel descending from the heavens. Gabriel delivered a sacred message to the boy. This was the message:
"Young Cesar, great tragedy has struck. One by one, fandoms are being infected by a plague of fangirls. The gods have chosen you to travel about those fandoms and slaughter the fangirls. Bring justice and peace to our world!"
And he set off to do just that..
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Warnings: Swearing, violence at some parts, fangirls.
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