Worst Shit Love Story Ever

The radio hummed as he drove on the iced roads. It was supposed to be summer but it didn't seem like it to him. Probably because he was so used to the warmth down in Florida. He had been driving for far too long, all because his idiotic boss decided to move him. Though it kinda saved his life. The police were getting smarter. He was going to have to leave sooner or later. He just would've liked to move somewhere just a little warmer. His glasses laid on the dashboard. He smiled when he passed the sign. 'Ormond population 7,342.' This is going to be