Dirt, Shovels and Annoying Arch-Nemesis Roommates (Watford 6th year)

After a painful 5th year at Watford, Baz and Simon have both resolved to avoid each other at all costs. So why in God's name does this assignment have to be completed in roommate pairs?

I will try to post every week-ish.

(all characters belong to Rainbow Rowell and the Carry On series.)