Harry Potter and the Inferi Cohort

Trying to escape the island in the cave with a drug-addled Dumbledore, Harry accidentally discovers that the Inferi are touch starved. They help Harry and Dumbledore cross the lake, but it doesn't stop there. They follow them back to Hogwarts and it changes the events on the tower...then it gets awkward as Harry has to figure out how to live his life with a mooning gaggle of Inferi following him around.

This started as a prompt that I wrote for this thread and then couldn't leave alone... https://www.reddit.com/r/HPfanfiction/comments/vkaoit/shoot_me_with_your_best_oneshot_prompts/

To all my readers waiting for updates on Phoenix Tears... my apologies! I got stuck. This fic is helping me get unstuck. Updates on Phoenix Tears soon, I hope.