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The Easter Rush
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Complete, First published Jul 31, 2022
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Peter, newly a priest, takes a job at a small church. As Easter approaches, he notices odd behavior from the faculty. Panic. Anxiety. Unusual preparations. 

He begins to wonder if the sign outside is a sinister warning. 

"Beat the Easter Rush, turn to Jesus now." 

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A satirical story based on a sign found outside my local Catholic church.
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