The Easter Rush
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Peter, newly a priest, takes a job at a small church. As Easter approaches, he notices odd behavior from the faculty. Panic. Anxiety. Unusual preparations.
He begins to wonder if the sign outside is a sinister warning.
"Beat the Easter Rush, turn to Jesus now."
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A satirical story based on a sign found outside my local Catholic church.
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