A blond boy in an orange jumpsuit walks into a bar-it sounds like the setup to an atrocious joke, and yet, it is the catalyst for why Uchiha Sasuke stands at his door, smirk in place and a bag of Ichiraku's Ramen in hand. "So, you gonna let me in or not, dobe? Didn't you know it's rude to keep people waiting?" On second thought, he takes it back, it is an atrocious joke. [Previously titled as Answering Eternity.]