𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 | 𝐥𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐡.

I didn't even want to be filling out that stupid paper. So, when it flew out my window, I thought everything was good- until I realized that I did actually need it.

Go figure.

Only I would be the one to witness a murder and then have a six-foot turtle come after me, trying to holler that he didn't actually do it.

Yeah, right. I'll believe him when he stops breaking into my apartment every two days.