Finding Love: a Lord Farquad x Prince Charming story
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THIS IS SATIRE PLS DONT SUE ME IM SO SORRY YALL HAD TO SEE THIS ;0;
Farquad had always deemed himself flawed. It was ironic, in such a perfect kingdom. So what will happen when he meets a dashing young whippersnapper who steals his heart? (I'm so sorry I had to say this). Special thanks to lil jeezy mommy issues the third (my friend) for being invested in this even tho it's literally cringe
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