Lost

Ladies and gentlemen, kindly put on your seatbelts real tight and hold onto it for the rest of this emotional rollercoaster ride cause I'm about to present before you a magnificent collection of literary garbage written by another crazy creation of a lady.

The horrendous things written inside might as well cause you to gag, vomit, choke or even die on occasions if you've got a terribly, terribly weak heart. The side effects of reading this book includes:
→ Sudden desires to pour acid into your eyes
→Grammatical nightmares and poetic flashbacks that haunt an eternity
→ Desires to be self destructive and gouge our eyes out the sockets
→ Crying tears of blood
→ Mental Retardation, Fatigue and/or Alzheimer's

You have this been warned upon reading this cursed creation of a book. If you still are enough of a knuckle-headed dimwit with a love for fancy tongues, kindly continue. Hope you have a medical insurance ready in hand, just in case.

Thank you.