The Kissing Analysis
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"I need notes," Sherlock explained.
"No."
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As of January 30th, 2019, this fic has been revised, edited, and cleaned up to its absolute best for your reading pleasure! Happy shipping, folks! - Noms
Warnings:
*OOC Mary (not Mary friendly, i'm sorry </3)
*Non/con themes (no rape, minor sexual assault)
*Minor victim blaming (not on purpose, well intentioned/general miscommunication and assholery from John)
*Hand wavey science (not a warning, just hope u know i was bullshitting this whole fic when i wrote it at 13)
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