Contains Humor, Love quotes and more.

A story of a robloxian noob who always... dies...

literally the title

Every chapter has a new theme of jokes! Sets of jokes I find on the Internet.

"Well what if I didn't want to?" Liam asked "Well then... go f*ck yourself," Ara shouted. ------------------<♡~~♧~~♡>----------------- Arabella Stone She is a typical twenty two year old girl who has a PhD in sarcasm . Work's as a waitress in the best catering services available in New York however she manages to fire herself from that job. She is a rule breaker/not follow instructions. She hates rich people and designed clothes whether short or long. No one can rule over her. She is like a queen in the sarcastic world Liam Brown He is twenty six year old most eligible hot bachelor, the CEO of one of the best fashion designing company in the world. He is not exactly a playboy although he fulfill's his desires. He hates ruler breakers and those who try to out-think him. No one can rule him. He is like a King in the business world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When Arabella and Liam find themselves thrown into business and sarcastic worlds respectively, they both start laying fiery paths for each other that has no destiny designed for either of them. Only that the path is full of argument, sarcasm and a jot amount of challenges. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THIS BOOK CONTAINS MOCKERY WHICH IS PURELY MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSE AND NOT TO HURT SOMEONE PURPOSELY. Right not this book is on hold so don't expect any update.

How To Be The Best Third Wheel is now published as a Paperback & E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can also now access the Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase. It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . . ***** After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found. [[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Cover design by Jill Caldwell Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner Wattpad Books Prize Winner

Canada can't stand his stepbrothers two states Maine and Vermont. Reason? They are copies of him. Cold winters, pine trees, maple syrup, brow- wait, maple syrup?! Canada can't have copies of him but Maine and Vermont are best friends and don't mind the similarites. USA doesn't understand Canada's frustration but not until something extreme happens. What can that be? And can Canada ever become friends with the two states? Written in a humorous style, join the 3 on a arguing adventure to best friends. In first person so it's narrated by Maine. It alternates tho, but mostly Maine is speaking. **** -Me like Canada? He's kidding! Vermont and Me are like nothing compared to Canada. I love mooses, just don't tell Alaska or else he'll pick me up and put me in the snow on an alaskan trail! Mooses are also part of Canada, right? Vermont then comes to me.- Vermont: Yo Maine! Maine: Hey Vermont! Vermont: Wassup? Maine: Nothing, wassup with you? Vermont: Beautiful New England weather don't ya think? Maine: I agree Comrade. Vermont: Sceince when did you become Russian? Maine: I mean friend. Stupid Russia and America. Vermont: Don't blame dad, he's trying to keep us safe! Maine: Your right! -Vermont gives the best pep-talks. I mean, he is my best friend.-

The road journey from Udaipur to Jaisalmer taxi offers a fascinating transition-from the lush greenery of the Aravalli Hills to the golden expanses of the Thar Desert. With Balaji Tour and Travel, this journey becomes more than just a ride; it's an experience of comfort, convenience, and discovery.

TOTALLY EPIC FANTASY WHERE Two skeleton sisters have to deal with the #### reality of their parents not remembering who they are.

A lioness, a zebra, a giraffe and a hippo have spent their whole lives in blissful captivity until they find themselves stranded in the wild.