Catman x reader

I made this for shits and giggles cause I can't sleep and it's 2 in the morning, don't take this seriously although it's not meant to be taken seriously. If you don't know who Catman is, he's my lovely shitpost oc who some people simp for although he's a literal buff dude who doesn't wear shirts for the life of him with a cat head that has oddly big eyes and he's not allowed in gas stations/stores cause the fucker doesn't put on a shirt or shoes so his dogs are out, the only exception is a fucking dark green hoodie and sweatpants and he's committed several war crimes and surprisedly hasn't been caught and thrown in jail cause of it.