A post-ORAS story about Maxie and Archie's unusual relationship with one another. Team Magma and Aqua are merging, but the two never got closure with each other over decades of a rocky relationship. They're both repressed, nervous, hopeless romantics... Will they finally be able to figure each other out? Or is it too late? (The title is based off the Oingo Boingo song... Mwahaha)
3 parts